WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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