Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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