Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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