I wanna bring you to show and tell
Me too!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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