I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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