She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We need to rekindle our bromance
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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