The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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