The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize