Midget sex pt 2 tonight
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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