you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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