check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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