I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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