Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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