carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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