Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize