I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
