Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You were trust falling into bushes
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