Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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