on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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