she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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