My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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