Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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