your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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