just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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