I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just gift wrapped bread.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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