Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're completely useless in the revolution.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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