He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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