She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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