Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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