What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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