I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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