so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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