I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
