Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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