do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This is my gift to your gina
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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