508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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