They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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