Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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