Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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