Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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