dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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