Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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