Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Boobs are out for the taking
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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