Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Randomize
