I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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