I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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