was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
17 year olds will be the death of me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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