You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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