No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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