dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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