Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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