I wish i was in the wii world.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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