I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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