on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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