If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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