Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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